I didn’t come here to get insulted
Boyfriend: For the last time I am telling you that I didn’t come here to get insulted. Girlfriend: Then where else do you usually go?
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I am not feeling well
Son: I am not able to go to school today. Father: what happened? Son: I am not feeling well Father: Where you are not feeling well? Son: In school!
Tip for Waiter
After finishing dinner in a restaurant, the wife told her husband, “give some tip to the waiter”. Husband called the waiter and told: “Don’t get married!” ??
Walked Through The Forest
Banta Walked Through The Forest When He Heard Someone Crying For Help. He Found A Dwarf, Stuck In A Trap. He Freed The Dwarf, And The Dwarf Granted Him Two Wishes. “My First Wish,” Banta Said, “Is A Bottle Of Whiskey That Will Never Fall Empty.” And Flash, There Was The Bottle. Banta Opened It,…
A boy met a girl in Metro
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy: Awwww… Are you single? Girl: No, I am a Dentist!
Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10
In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10. Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Teacher : Where is 5? Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident…..
Girls Never Understand What A Boy Wants To Say
A Boy Was Driving A Car. A Girl On Scooty Overtook Him. Boy Shouted: “Hey Buffalo” Girl Turned Back & Shouted: “You Donkey, Idiot, Stupid Monkey” Suddenly She Had An Accident She Was Hit By A Buffalo Crossing The Road. Moral: Girls Never Understand What A Boy Wants To Say.
Father put a thumb sign on report card
Father put a thumb sign on his son’s report card. Son: Papa, you’re an engineer, then why this thumb? Father: Seeing your very poor marks, the teacher should not think that your father is educated.
piano after the operation
A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? B: Yes, of course. A: Great! I never could before
wedding ring on the wrong finger?
A: Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
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