I am not feeling well
Son: I am not able to go to school today. Father: what happened? Son: I am not feeling well Father: Where you are not feeling well? Son: In school!
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I love you & You love your daughter
Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give relevant example. Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.
Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10
In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10. Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Teacher : Where is 5? Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident…..
what does the fat cow give you
Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?” Student: “Homework!”
Teacher Intruptes
The Teacher To A Student: Conjugate The Verb “To Walk” In Simple Present. The Student: I Walk. You Walk …. The Teacher Intruptes Him: Quicker Please. The Student: I Run. You Run …
This plane is made by your students
Once all the engineering professors were sitting in one plane. Before the takeoff, one announcement came “This plane is made by your students” Then all the professors stood up, ran and went outside. But the principal was sitting. One guy came and asked, “are you not afraid”? Then the principal replied “I trust my students…
Pappu’s Atittude In Exams.
Pappu’s Atittude In Exams. They Give Me Questions Which I Don’t Know. So……………… I Give Them Answers Which They Don’t Know. Why??? “Tit For Tat“
Which one is closer, Sun or Australia
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Australia? Student: Sun Teacher: Why? Student: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Australia.
Teacher: How does blood reach your brain?
Teacher: How does blood reach your brain? Pappu: Simple. Direction of liquid is always towards the empty space.
Teacher: Suppose, You Have Offered Money And Knowledge.
Teacher: Suppose, You Have Offered Money And Knowledge. You Have To Take One Of Them. Which One You Should Choose? Student: Money. Teacher: I Would Have Taken Knowledge. But Why Do You Take Money? Student: I Have The Lack Of Money That’s Why. You Have The Lack Of Knowledge. That’s Why
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