June 2014

It’s Saint Patrick’s day and an armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot one brave Irish customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber’s face. The Robber Shoots the Guy…

Bhola was telling his son about his days as a famous boxer. ‘The bell rang and we met in the center of the ring. I threw a left hook, and he got me with a right cross. It was brutal.’ The son was proud of his father’s courage. ‘Then in the second round I took…

A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules here in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions: 1. Name two days of the week that begin with…

A boy wrote on his room’sdoor :- “Plz don’t enter I’m upset”‘‘Lover saw it n went away…‘‘Parents saw it n went away‘‘Friends came inside smiling and said :- kaminey, bahar englishmai kuch likha hai,Kyun bey tune english kab sikhi ? Chal party de ”Isi Liye to kehtey hain har ek friend kameena hota hai” Sponsor…

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.Once she’s done,she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.As she enters, she sees her husband…

A man was leaving a cafe, when he noticed an unusual funeral A funeral coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with the black dog . Behind him was queue of 200 men walking in straight line The man couldn’t stand his curiosity . He approached…

3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. He told them.”We have reached “.The 1st guy gave him money.The 2nd guy said “thank you”. The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap. The driver was shocked,thinking the 3rd drunk…

Husband was busy watching cricket. Wife Came in wearing a New Dress & Asked Him:Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun? Husband Clapped n Shouted….”CHHAKKA” His funeral is at 11 Am… Be careful…during IPL… :):) Download coolest Indian apps fromwww.coolindianapps.com Certains patients ont eprouve acheter cialis sur le net ces symptomes lorsqu’ils prenaient viagra avec des cialis…

There was a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, ‘How many of you love your husbands?’All the women raised their hands.Then they were asked, ‘When was the last time you told your husband youloved him?’Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn’t remember.The women were…

Real Situation for India- Pak nuclear war! During the Cold War, if USA launched a nuke-loaded missile, Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 5 seconds Soviet counter-missiles would be on their way.That was their scenario.Now India Vs Pakistan ScenarioIf there is a nuclear war between India and…