June 2014

Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife?‘Without Infomation Fighting Everytime’.Wife on hearing replies,It also means ‘With Idiot For Ever’.   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in the world….

Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”Santa: “All are born on government holidays…!!!   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in the world. Sur le site…

5 signs to be a engineering student..   1. Jo samajh na aaye…. Declare it out of course..   2. Har semester ke end mein ye elaan karna ke agla semester start hote hi padhna hai..   3. Apna cell off kar ke padhna aur 5-5 minute baad on kar ke dekhna ki koi msg…

Santa apne bete k school gaya waha class teacher ne santa se kaha- aapke bete ki condition bahut down hai padhai me. iski reprot card dikhiye aap ENGLISH me 20 numbr HINDI me 10 numbr MATHS me 5 numbr SCIENCE me 20 numr SST me 15 numbr Total- 70. aapka beta fail hai santa ji….

Teacher : What is the Difference Between a Man and a Woman?Student : Man has a Sense of‘Humour’WhereAs . . .Woman has a Sense of‘Rumour’   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location…

Santa mobile recharge karwane gaya….   Dukandar– kitne kaa??   Santa– 10 ka kar do…   Dukandar– 7 rs ka talktime milega..   Santa- Koi baat nahi, 3 rs ki namkin de do..     Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

Boyfrnd: Mai Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon se Tang Aa kar Khudkushi kar Raha hun. . . . . . . . . . . . Girlfrnd-Bas Karo Rulaoge kya..1 accha sa White Suit Dila do bas., . . . 13ve pe Kya Pehnungi :p;) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any…

LADY: In train sardarji se… bhai sahab kaun sa station hai….   SARDAR: hahahahhaha hahahahahha hahahahah…   SARDAR: Inna bhi ni pata.. ye Railway Station Hai…     Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of…

Height of flirting . . Teacher: Where is ur Asignmnt book? . . . . Student: Mam, I lost it While fighting with students who said that you are not the most beautiful teacher in this school… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a…

GF- Where are you?   BF- I am at Bank   GF- I need 30000 Rs for Blackberry & 5000 Rs for haircut   BF- Sorry, I mean I was at the Bank of a River. Machhi khaegi machhi. 😉 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles…