#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
Hotel me khane ke bad santa hath ke bajaye basin dhone laga Waiter : ye kya kr rhe ho? Santa : kamine,muje bhi english ati he, ye kya likha he dekh : “WASH BASIN” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find…
Santa went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton. . Bill :”I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me.” . He takes him to a forest.. . Bill:”Dig the ground.” . Santa did it. . Bill:”More
Ladka to Bhagwan – Bhagwan-mere ghar se canada tak road bana do……. Bhagwan – yeh to kabhi nahi ho skta…… Ladka: – Fir mujhe 1 aisi ladki se mila do jo sirf mujhe hi pyar kare……… . . . . . . . . . . . Bhagwan:-beta road”single”banwani hai ya”double” 😛 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s…
Doctor: I have some bad news and worse news. Patient: Whats is it doc? Doctor: The lab test results show that you have only 24 hours to live. Patient: Oh my God! Doctor: The worse news is that I was tried telling this to you yesterday but your cell phone was unreachable. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s…
A Wife is like a TV * – * A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE * At home you watch TV,but when you go out you take your MOBILE TV once bought, you can watch free (to air) for life, but for MOBILE, if you don’t pay, the services will be terminated! TV is big,…
Great insult…!! . . Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath ek Ladki Baithi hui thi . . Kuli Ne Puchha- Madam..Coolie Chahiye…….. ……..?.? . . . . Ladki – Nahi Mera Boyfrnd Hain Mere Sath.!!! D Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a…
Baap- Beta chhod de ye Facebook, ye Facbook tuje roti nahi dene wali… :@ . . . . . Kamina Beta- haa papa ye facebook muje roti nahi dene wali par roti banane wali degi…. 😀 😛 😛 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find…
A man got a call from unknown number…Girl: Hi, r u single?Man: Yes, but who r u?Ans: Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoongi!!Again a call from an unknown number…Girl: R u married?Man: Yes, but who R u?Girl: Your girlfriend, U cheat!!Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj…
A Mallu woman went for a job interview for the post of a Secretary..THe Manager saw the woman’s colorful clothes, gold jewellery, extra coconut oiled hair, & his mind was screaming:“NOT THIS WOMAN”..Nevertheless he had to interview her. So told her, if u make a sentence using all the words that i give u, then…
