Pati: Tere Baap ki Unglii karne ki aadat gai nahi. Biwi: Kyu, ab kya hua? Pati: Aaj phir se puch rahe the“Meri beti se shaadi karke khush ho na..?”=)) =D Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…
Fantastic meanings… CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present CONFERENCE ROOM:…
Ek Pahalwaan 6 feet Lamba or strong, bus me ja rha tha Conductor-Bhai sahab Ticket Pahalwaan- ham Ticket nahi liya krte Conductor Ghabra gaya par kuch kar na saka, par vo ye baat dil pe le gaya or gym join kr liya Daily wo pahalwaan se puchta or pahalwaan bolta ham ticket nhi lete Aise…
Some funny and true theorems.. LAW OF QUEUES: the queue you have left wil move faster than the one you are in.. LAW OF MECHANICS: whenever there is grease in your hands your nose starts 2 itch terribly… LAW OF REACHABILITY: a coin dropped down will attain d most unreachable corner posible…
Height of Insult Girl- I Love U…I Can’t Live Without U… Mar Jaungi Mit Jaungi Tere Pyar Mai Fanna Ho Jaungi… . . . . . . Boy- Hmmm…. Dekhle Tere Ko Jesa Theek Laga. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles…
Boss to Friend- Kya Zamana Aaya Hai.. My Secretary Resigned & left the job yesterday.. Friend- why? Boss- She caught me with my wife.! 😉 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…
Where do ants go for their holidays? Frants! What do you call an ant who skips school? A truant! What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics? All sorts of antics! What do you call a greedy ant ?An anteater! What is even bigger than an elephant? A giant! What do…
Chota bacha- Mummy pata hai raat ko jab me susu karne gaya to bathroom Ki light apneap hi jal gayi, Mummy- Haye re tu aaj fir freeze me susu kar aaya
Father: What did you learnt at school? Kid: Give and take. Father: Good. Kid: Yes, I gave Jack a punch and took his lunch. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms…
One Boy to Waiter: Hum Yahan Nahi Rahenge, Humare Paise Wapis Karo,Itna Chhota Kamra Aur Bas Ek Stool,Tumne Hume Bewkoof Samajh Rakha Hai Kya?Waiter: Sir, Kamrey Mein To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai
