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INDIAN EDUCATION SYSTEM : SURPRISING OUTCOMES… The smartest students pass with 1st Class and get admissions to medical and engineering colleges. The 2nd Class students get MBAs and LLB’s to manage the First Class students. The 3rd Class students enter politics and rule both 1st and 2nd Class students. The Failures join the underworld…
In an Aeroplane, after 4-5 drinks…British- I will sleep now….American- I want to work on internet….German- I will watch movies now….Chinese- I will listen to music now……..INDIAN – Aaj tera bhai plane chalayega..!! Download cool apps from coolindianapps Il y a quelques medicaments, souvent des remedes pour traiter des maladies cardiaques ou l
Pappu ne “Live Radio Station” call ki :Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ?RJ: ji HaanPappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?R.J: Haan Pappu: Yani ghar mein jo meri behan Radio sunn rahi .. wo Bhi sun rahihogi..?R.J (Ghusse me) : Haaan bai haanPappu: Hello Gullo! Agar meri aawazsun rahi hai.. toh jaldi…
Ek Aadmi Raat Mein Sharab Pee Kar GharAaya,Aur Sote-Sote Bhagwan Ko Pyara HoGaya.Upar Jakar Usne Bhagwan Se Jeene KaDusra Chance Maanga,Bhagwan Ne Use Murgi Bana Kar Wapis Bhej Diya.Murgi Ban Kar Usne Ek Anda Diya,Jaise HiUsne Ande Ko Dekha To Uske Hosh Udd Gaye…Anda Sone Ka Tha..Khushi Mein Usne zor lagayea aur Ek Aur Anda…
Gandhiji ke ek dost par khoon ka jhootha ilzaam laga. Gandhiji ne muqadma lada aur oose bacha liya. Woh bahut shukrguzaar hue aur ek sawal kiya: “Kal jab aap nai honge toh begunah ko kaun bachayega”? Gandhiji ne bahut khubsurat jawab dia: “NOTE PE LAGI MERI PHOTO”..! Se kaam ho jayega….!!! Download cool apps from…
Baniye ka 1 rupya balconi se gir gaya. Baniya niche pahuncha to rupya nahi mila?Batao kyu ? kyuki Baniya rupye se pehle niche pahunch gaya tha.:-… ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location anywhere in the…
A Nano breaks down on a roadside.A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver.“I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights”They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km/h.The BMW driver totally forgets about the…
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There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS… 1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever. 2. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off. 3. SCREEN SAVER Girls: Just for looking. 4. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. 5. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed. 6. MULTIMEDIA Girls: Makes horrible things looks beautiful. 7….
