Laloo Asked Tourist Dept…

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them “Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas…”. The man at the other end replies “One second sir…” and Laloo immediately replies “thank you” and puts the…

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Lady Driver

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Passport pic

Baniya uncle ke ek sentence ne photographer ko pagal kar diya…………Yaar mera passport size photo nikalLekin meri chappal bhi aani chahiye…:-) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location…

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Haryanvi

Haryanvi calls customer care: maari bhains ne maara sim kha lia or bhag gi. Cus.Care:To mai kya karu? Haryanvi:Re tu manne yu bata ki roaming to na laagri Download cool apps from coolindianapps Plus cialis acheter en pharmacie que 18% des hommes achat cialis ligne quebec adultes ont des problemes erectile. Malgre la persistance des…

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Funny Laloo

Funny Lalu found answer to the most difficult question ever: What came first- the chicken or the egg? “Hum jiska order pehle dunga, vahi pehle ayega na!” Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile/Laptop App for MatchMaking& Matrmonial of Indian Singles Worldwide, Using GPS technology Find a friend, companion or life…

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Laloo Asked Tourist Dept…

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them “Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas…”. The man at the other end replies “One second sir…” and Laloo immediately replies “thank you” and puts the…

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Rabri Devi died and went to heaven …

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don’t Laugh). As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, “What are all those clocks?” Yamraj answered, “Those are LieCloks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.” “Oh,”…

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LALU Rocks….

OBAMA: Do you know Swimming? LALU: No OBAMA:Dog is better than you,it Swims. LALU:Do you know Swimming? OBAMA:Yes LALU:Then,Whats the difference between you and Dog? OBAMA shocks…LALU Rocks!! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life…

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Laloo’s job

Laloo sent his Bio Data – to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA A few days later he got this reply: “Dear Mr. Laloo, We are sorry to intimate you that you do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks”Laloo jumped with…

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Baniye Ka Rupeeya

Baniye ka 1 rupya balconi se gir gaya. Baniya niche pahuncha to rupya nahi mila?Batao kyu ? kyuki Baniya rupye se pehle niche pahunch gaya tha.:-…     ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location anywhere…

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