Wedding Day..

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day ?….It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship&Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your…

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New Car

Mama ne nayi swift Car Li,swift Car K Peche Likhwaya “SAAWAN KO AANE DO”Peche se truck Ne Thok Diya, Truck Par Likha tha“AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE” Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms…

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Hope for the best! Fingers crossed

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning …. put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of…

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Smart Sentence

Master To Student: A B C D Se Shuru Honay Wale Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.? Student: A=Apni B=Beti ka C=Cell Number D=Dijiye Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your…

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Kab Aayegi?

Santa: Paune 12 wali Train Kab Ayegi?Speaker:Jab 12 Bajne mein 15 minute reh Jayenge… Santa: ye Roz time Change Kar Deta haiKal 11:45 Pe aayi thi… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within…

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Height of coolness…

Height of coolness:2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands….1st guy:which paper was it?2nd guy:I think maths……1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship…

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Clever student- chintu

Adhyapak- samundar mein nimbu ka ped ho to tum nimbu kaise todoge? Chintu- Chidiya ban kar! Adhyapak- Tumhe chidiya tumhare pitaji banaenge? Chintu- Samundar mein ped apke pitaji lagaenge? Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

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IT Heights…

IT Heights… HEIGHT OF ISOLATION: Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other. HEIGHT OF COWARDICE: Two persons fighting through emails. HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS: Receiving no emails for a week. HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION: The email server being down. HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS: Writing a love mail and doing a ‘Send All.’…

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3 Damaad

1 Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne ke liye dariya me kud gayi1st damad ne bacha liya… . . Saas ne use Car di2nd day fir kudi.2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili.3rd day fir kudi . . .3rd damad ne socha “Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda” Aur saas doob gayi.Agle…

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Tata Sky

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala… Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala… Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life JhingaLala!   Romio ne Juliet se kaha ek sach, Romio ne Juliet se kaha ek sach, Asli masale sach sach… MDH… MDH! Le desir sexuel au sein d

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