Santa and Boss

Boss: Where were you born ? Santa: Oye punjab. Boss: Which part? Santa: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your…

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Santa got upper berth

Santa: I haven’t slept all night in the train. Friend: Why? Santa: Got upper berth. Friend: Why didn’t u exchange? Santa: Oye! There was nobody to exchange in the lower berth. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…

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TAMATAR KHAO ….

Bhikari: kuch khane ko Dedo.SANTA – TAMATAR KHAOBikari – roti dedoSanta – TAMATAR KHAOBikari -lao tamatar hi doSanta ki Mumy – ye totla h,keh rha h,KAMAKAR khao. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

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2 seater helicopter

2 seater helicopter Santa ke ghar ke paas me gira. Santa Banta aur uske saare rishtedaar rahat kaam me jut gaye aur 600 laashe bahar nikal laye Baad me pata chala Helicopter Qabristan me gira tha. =)) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of…

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Teacher To Santa

Teacher To Santa- Isko Hindi mei translate karo “She is kidding” Santa hasne lga or table pr hi gir gya or bola. . . .itna asan WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI .. ) ) ) >=) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of…

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Duniya badal gayi chatting se

Duniya badal gayi hai chatting se Hoti hai ab hacking chatting se Hoti thi ladkian subah shaam hamari gali mein Nikalna hogaya unka band chatting se Kyunki hoti hain ab to setting chatting se Duniya ho gayi hai bekar chatting se Hoti hain kharab aakhein chatting se Pehle karte hum dost baatein hotelon mein Peetay…

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Twinkle Twinkle little star

Twinkle Twinkle little star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location…

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Time pe Girlfriend Badlo

Gour farmaiyega- waqt par aadat na badli to woh zarurat-e-life ban jati hai, Aur agar time par girl friend na badli to wo kambakht wife ban jaati hai. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

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