June 2014

BAHU, Maa Ji,Ye Abhi,Tak Nhi Aye.. Kahi .. Koi DuSri Ladki to nahi? SAAS Are”Kalmuhi” HumeSha Galat Hi Sochegi, Ho SaKta Hai Kisi TrucK Ke Niche Aa Gaya Ho…. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

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A Boy and Girl sitting in a cafe girl’s mother see her with a boy and calls her… MOM – kahan par hai? GIRL- exam de rahi hu. MOM- agar is exam ka result ayaa toh jaan se maar dungi..lol Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial…

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Most irritating moment: Morning alarms :@ Most difficult task: to find sOcks 😛 Most dreadful jOurny: way tO class 🙁………mOst lOvely tym: meeting friends 😀 mOst tragic news: test in 1st periOd :'( most wOnderful newz: teacher is absent 😉 most relaxing area: BACK BENCHeS :D:P most funny mOment: teacher crackes a jOke and nObody…

Manmohan Singh to Bush – We are sending Indians to the moon next year.Bush – Wow! How Many?Manmohan Singh – 100* 25 – OBC* 25 – SC* 20 – ST* 5 – Handicapped* 5 – Sports Persons* 5 – Terrorist Affected* 5 – Kashmiri Migrants* 9 – Politicians and if possible* 1 Astronnaut::))lol Sponsored By:…

1 Baar Engineering k Sbhi Profesrs Ko 1 Plane Me Bithaya Gya..Fir Announce Kiya Gya Ki-“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA H”Sb Profesrs Utr Gye.Pr Principls Bethe Rahe….Logo Ne Pucha-Apko Drr Nahi Lagta?.Principle-“Mujhe Apne Studnts Pr Pura Bharosa Hai….Start Hi Nahi Hoga.. 😀 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App…

A Mouse was going with his kids Cat jumped in front of them Mouse shouted : BHOW-2 Cat run away! Mouse said : Thats the advantage of learning foreign language!! :):) Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…