June 2014

Larka izhar e mohabat karay to larki ke ye 5 jawab ho saktay hai:1) No2) Yes3) Aapko dost samjhti hun4) I am engaged5) I love someone else Aur larki izhar e mohabat karay to larkay ke 5 jawab ye hongay: 1)Haan2)yes3)ok4)alright5)me too

1 Engineer,1 MBA Student or 1 CA Kashti mein ja rahe the.1 jin aaya aur bola “samundar mein koi cheez phenko agar mene dhund Li to mein tumhe maar dunga aur na dhund paaya to mein tumhara ghulam”.Engineer ne needle phenkhi jin ne dhund liya aur use maar dia, CA ne memory card phenka, jin…

Height of technologyA boy’sfacebok status: i am online on facebok during class Comment from his Teacher :beta test me 0 mila hai copy mere pasaa ke dekhega ya facebook pe hi tag kar du… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide,…

Top Answers Of Teachers If They Don’t Know The Answers: 1)I Think The Question Is Wrong.. 2)I Will Tell You Tomorrow.. 3)Don’t Ask Foolish Questions.. 4)You Will Study This In The Next Class.. And The Most Important One Is: 5)Nice Question,Raise Your Hands Who Know The Answer 🙂 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone,…

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?Student: Facebooking Karunga !! Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?Student: Facebook pages ka Admin banunga…Teacher: Ohoo, I mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?Student: Facebook Admin Rights Teacher: IDIOT! Mera mtlb bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?Student: Facebook par Page bnaunga ‘I MOM & DAD’ Teacher: Stupid…

3 poultry farms di inspection ho rahi si….. Inspector —> Tusi murgiyan nu ki pande ho ?……..Sharma —> Bajra,,.Inspector —> wrong food, arrest him…Verma –> chawal…..Inspector:- wrong food.,arrest him ….Santa(ghabraya hoya) —> Asin tan ji murgiyan nu 5-5 rupaye de dinde aa ke apni mazi nal jo marji khalo —> 😛 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s…

Once Kapil sibble, Digvijay singh & Chidambaram were travelling in a helicopter, Sibble drops a 100 rs. note & says,” I made one poor Indian Happy!” Singh drops two 50 rs. notes & says.” I made two poor Indians Happy!” Chiddu drops 100 one rupee coins & says,” I made 100 poor Indians Happy!” Hearing…

3 Reasons 2 Give Exam 1. You Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation. 2. You Can Complete your Sleep. 3. You Can See your Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore you….:p Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a…

Girls status on Facebook : “I AM SAD”Comments:1. Haww! kya hua?2. hey…everything ok????3. should i call?4. Hey don’t be sad ,tell me what happened?5. Everything gonna be ok baby,chill Boys Status on fb-“I am sad”Comments :1. Rote Hi rahiyo zindagi bhar2. Kya Hua Kaminey?3. Saala Dukhi Aatma4. Zindagi barbaad hai teri kutte5. Achha hai aise…

A civilized fight between husband & wife… WIFE: Twinkle Twinkle little star U should know what U are And once U know what U are Then the Mental hospital is’nt so far HUS: The rain makes all things beautiful The grass & flowers too If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn’t it rain on…