June 2014

Santa Ke Ghar ke Bahar Name Plate Lagi Thi: Wife: MSC: & Husband :FSC: Kisi Ne Poocha: Santa G App Aur Apki Bivi Ne Kis Subject Mein FSC/MSC Kia Hai? Santa :Subject ka to Pata Nai Name but Plate ka Matlab hai MSC:MotherOf Seven Children …Aur FSC: Father Of Seven Children….. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s…

Teacher : Which is the oldest animal in world? Sardar : ZEBRA Teacher : How? Sardar : Bcoz it is Black & White Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location…

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Santa bought a car on loan… He didn’t pay the dues, the bank took away his car. Santa: If I knew this, I’d have taken a loan for my marriage also! Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

Santa and Banta broke into a Bank. Instead of cash they THEY FOUND Bottles full of Chilled Red wine. Happily they drank and went away. Next day Headlines : Blood Bank Looted Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…

?”one man jumped in sea and never came out.. next day, other man jumped in sea and never came out. A sardar after watching this concluded.. man is soluble in water.. modern sardar concluded.. easily dissolves in H2O..” Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile/Laptop App for MatchMaking& Matrmonial of Indian…

Rikshewala: Bus Stop ke 20 rupees Santa: Saman bhi sath me hai. Riskhewala:- Saman Free hai. Santa:- Okay saman le chal mai padal aata hu. Scott monroe, chef du service des produits reproductifs et urologiques achat cialis generique dans le centre d

Queen Elizabeth & Banta were having candle light dinner. Queen says “pass the wine you divine”. Banta thinks “How poetic” and says “Pass the roti you moti”…. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

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