June 2014

Santa applied in a medical college but never cleared it as these were his answers: Antibody: one who hates his/her body

Santa Banta dono Bhai same class me the Madam : Tum dono ne father’s name alag kyu likha ? Both : Madam Tusi Fir Kahoge Nakal Maarli,Isliye. :):) Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or…

Banta was in love and wanted to attract a young girl and went to get Santa

Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye… Question they — 1. China kis Desh me hai ? 2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ? 3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ? 4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai…

Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di. Thodhi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya. Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya? Santa: Nahi pakk gaya ! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship&Matrmonial…

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

Boss to santa- jab se maine tumhe job se nikala he, tab se tum roz mere ghar ke samne potty kyun karke jate ho?………Santa-aapko ye batane ke liye ki main bhuka nai mar raha.. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

Boy – Aunty Santa ghar pe hai? Aunty – Haan beta,abhi abhi aaya hai.Maggi Kha rha hai.Tujhe bhukh lagi hai kya? Boy – Haan Aunty – To tu bhi ghar se kha kar aa..!!!:p Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or…

Waiter: Ur Bill Sir. . . Santa: Take My Card. . . Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card. . . Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai.. . . All Cards are Accepted. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…

Santa: Ghar ka sara keemti saman chhupa kar rakh do, Mere dost aa rahe hain… Patni: Kyu Apke dost chura lenge..? Santa : Nahi pehchan lenge..! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location…