1)Santa :Meri wife gum ho gye Hai sir !
Post Master: Aure Andhe ho kya ye post office hai,,Police Station jao.
Santa: Maaf kijye ga bhai sahab khusi
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?.
2)wife : Kal raat tum mujhey neend main gaaliyan de rahay thay ge ?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai .
wife: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein neend mai tha.
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