2014

Santa to girlfriend Preeto : Oye Soniye…aisi baat batao jisme dukh bhi ho aur khushi bhi….   Preeto : I LOVE YOU …VEER JI!! :):)   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within…

Santa english me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se.. 1.) mein ek aam admi hu. I am a mango man. 2.)mujhe English aati hai. english comes to me. 3.) mera talluq haripur hazara se hai. i belong to green pur thousanda. 4.) sadak par goliya chal rahi hai. tablets are walking on the road….!…

Sati Savitri fought with Yamraj & got her Husband back…..Moral of the Story:. ..No one can Save U from ur Wife, Not Even YAMRAJ…   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

Kapil Sibbal ki car se “kutte ka bachcha” mara gaya. Sibbal to driver – ” jao iske malik ka pata karo. Jab driver vapas aaya to uske gale mein dher sari phoolon ki maalayen thi, Sibbal – ” Ye kya hai ?” Driver – “Sir, logon ne meri poori baat he nahin suni aur khushi…

Ladkiyo ki 5baatain kabhi samjh nahi Aati(1) Tum na bohat woh ho (pata nahi woh se kyamatlab hai? banda soch main per jaata hai.)(2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi.(to phir kya…umeed thi)(3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.(to phir mein pehlekesa tha ?(4) Sach batana,mein kaisi lag rahi hun.(such kyaboloon pitna thori hai)(5) I…

Teacher Writes on Board 2 x 2 x 6 /(8+21) 6×9 And calls a student to board saying “solve the problem!”. . .. . . Student got up and erased the board!!!!!!!!!! Problem solved:D :p Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship&Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide,…

A Japanese came to India. He took a AUTO to go to the airport.On the way a HONDA overtakes,Japanese: HONDA made in JAPAN very fast…..Next a TOYOTA overtakes, he said TOYOTA made in JAPAN, very fast.Airport came he asked how much?Driver: 8000RsJapanese: why so expensive? Driver: METER made in INDIA very fast… 😛 Sponsored By:…

Que: Why Do We See “Maa Ki Dua” Written On Trucks n Buses..?? Because Mercedes, CIVICs n C0R0LLAs Are Usually The Result 0F “Baap Ka Paisa” 😉   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within…

God-What do you want? Boy-A very beautiful girl. God-If you are a muslim I’ll give you KatrinaIf you are a hindu I’ll give you Kareenaand if you are christian I’ll give you Genelia,What’s your name…??? Boy-Abdul Namdev Fernandes . . . . . . . .God-BOBBY DARLING deta hu sale ko,Bahut oversmart ban raha hai…!!!!…

There are 3 kind of Men..Do you know…? 1-The ARABIANS-They have 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most. 2-The AMERICANS-They have 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most. 3-The INDIAN-They have 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most… Sponsored By:…