2014

Santa’s son:Papa agar aap ko 10 Rs aur 5 Rs raste meinpade miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge?Santa : 10 Rs kaSon: Isliye aap per joke bante hain… Dono bhi to utha saktey the na… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI…

girl: hi baby! 🙂boy: hi my lovely..(sending failed) girl: are you there??boy: yes ! yes i am here!(sending failed) girl: are you ignoring me or what ???boy: honey i am not…. i am here..(sending failed) girl: ok! it’s over; don’t you ever talk to me again!boy: DAMN! go to hell ! ..(message sent) 😛 Sponsored…

BehindEvery FAIL Student There IsA HOT GirlfriendAndWhat AboutTOPPERS ??…A HOT Madam……Jiski Wajah Se Kamine SariClasses Attend KarteHai..:-) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in the world….

What is the perfect example of both Good & Bad Luck? The naughty wind blows the girl’s skirt high (Good luck) but at the same time Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck).. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide,…

A japanese came to INDIA… He took an autto to go to the airport on the way a honda overtakes Japanese:- HONDA made in JAPAN….. very fast next a toyota overtakes Japanese:- TOYOTA made in JAPAN…..very fast Airport came he asked how much??..Dokara:-RS. 8000 Japanese:- why so expensive?? Dokara:-METER made in INDIA ……..very fast.!!.. 😀…

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and wasasked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smokingand staying out late.” The officer then asked,…

A Good Teacher Is WhoTells To Study Hard… But… A Best Teacher Is WhoStands Outside theExamination Hall and Shouts. . . “OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYEAPNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO…” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

A mother makes her son “Gentle” in 20 years…. But, a girl makes him “Mental” in 20 minutes… 😛 😉 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere…

Husband to wife: “Hypnotize karna kya hota hai?”Wife: “Kisi ko apne qaabu mei kar ke apni marzi ke kam karwana.”Husband: “Chal jhooti, usse toh shaadi kehte hain!” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

2 CHUHE Bike pe ghum rahe the.Tabhi SHER ne lift mangi.To 1 CHUHA khada hokar bola soch le teri Maa fir kahegi ki Gundo ke sath ghumne laga hai ajkal… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…