FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS

FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS :1. Whenever I Find The Key To Success, Someone Changes The Lock.2. The Road To Success Is Always Under Construction 😉3. In Order To Get A Loan, You First Need To Prove That You Don’t Need It 😛 4. All The Desirable Things In Life Are Either Illegal, Expensive Or Married 😛…

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Clever student- chintu

Adhyapak- samundar mein nimbu ka ped ho to tum nimbu kaise todoge? Chintu- Chidiya ban kar! Adhyapak- Tumhe chidiya tumhare pitaji banaenge? Chintu- Samundar mein ped apke pitaji lagaenge? Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or…

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Dumb Girlfriend

Boy: Call Me Shona Girl: Shona.. B: Call Me Sweetheart G: Sweetheart.. B: Call Me Honey G: Honey.. B: Gadhe ki bachhi call kar mujhe! Girl: Oh ok ok!….: Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s No 1 “free to contact members”iPhone,Android,Blackberry andAny Mobile App for Indian Matrimony& Indian Matchmakingneeds of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

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3 Damaad

1 Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne ke liye dariya me kud gayi1st damad ne bacha liya… . . Saas ne use Car di2nd day fir kudi.2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili.3rd day fir kudi . . .3rd damad ne socha “Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda” Aur saas doob gayi.Agle…

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Tata Sky

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala… Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala… Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life JhingaLala!   Romio ne Juliet se kaha ek sach, Romio ne Juliet se kaha ek sach, Asli masale sach sach… MDH… MDH! Plage, avion, piscine

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Magic Lamp

A Woman found Alladin”s magic lamp.She started rubbing it.A Genie appeared and asked for a wish.Woman ” I want my husband to have eyes only for me……I want to be only one in his life……I want him to sleep always by my side………I want that when he gets up in the morning, I am the…

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No GirlFriend, Dont worry

Hugh Hefner – 87 years old, has 27 years old wife; Berlusconi – 77 years old, has a 27 years old girlfriend; Maradona – 52 years old, has a 22 years old girlfriend. Moral : Don’t worry that you don’t have a girlfriend or wife, your’s probably isn’t born yet! hehehe lolz. Download more ‘hehehe’…

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Ex Girlfriend

A boys calls her exBoy : hey i jus saw a muvie, it reminded me of u……miss uGal : awwwww …..even i miss u……kaunsi muvie dekhiBoy : Ek thi Daayan lolz Omg 😮 ..Hahaha.. Download IndianJokes App fromcoolindianapps.com Une kamagra en belgique sexualite dynamisee et epanouie retrouvee. -si cialis pour homme vous avez acheter cialis…

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Who are MEN

Who are MEN ? Woh jo narak me bhi mile to kahe ….abe !! Yamraj ki beti dekhi ?? Aag hai Aag !! And who are Women ?? Who go to heaven & say ” apsara dekh…no dressing sense at all!!!! lolz Hahaha Download cool apps from coolindianapps N’hesitez plus a passer une commande en…

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ACP on Facebook

ACP: Abhijeet, kal mere fb account per 1001 friends the lekin ab 1000 hi hai…iska matlab pata haiebbok kya? Abhijeet: Sir iska matlab, ek friend kam ho gaya hai..! Acp: Very good Abhijeet…! Ye kabhi koi pata nahi laga pata..! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship…

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