2014

Teacher: what shape is the earth?Student: i don’t know. Teacher:well, wat kind of earings does ur girlfriend wear?student: square ones….…teacher: No, i mean the ones she wears on sundays…student: round teacher: then,,,,,,, wat shape is the earth??student:square on weekdays and round on sundays…:) Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App…

English And Hindi Always Contradict Each Other: –The Sooner The Better.–Jaldi Ka Kaam Shetan Ka Hota Hai. …–Talk Of The Devil And The Devil Is Here.–Bari Lambi Umar Hai, Abhi Tumhari Baat Kar Rahay Thay. –Absence Makes A Heart Go Fonder.–Nazar Se Ojhal, Dil Se Ojhal. –Fight Your Rights.–Sabar Ka Phal Meetha Hota Hai. –As…

Bachelors think that, Married men are lucky. Married think that , Bachelors are lucky. But the point is that bachelors think at night and Married men think at day time. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

Kahtay hain car main agli wali seat par bachon ki wajah say haadsaay hotay hain. Or Peechli wali seat par HAADSOON ki wajah say bachay hotay hain. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

‘Dum maro dum‘ song in fb style..Aaj poke kr rha h,kal frnd request bhejega!.Aaj ‘like’ kar rha h,kal ‘comment’ karega…….Aaj mjhe tag kar raha h, kal meri photo khichega.KHICHEGA K NAHI…hmmm!!! Lol:D Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a…

God asked a man his wish. Man said, “God please give me a bachelor days back”. God laughed and said, “Beta MANNAT mangne ko kaha tha JANNAT nahi !”. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or…

A beautiful girl enter in the class.All Boys were crazy for her and stand in the way. But after hearing girl’s reply they fainted!What she said:”Bhaisab asto dijio, jhadu lagani hai. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

TITANIC 2 Rajnikanth’s next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and… the Titanic in the other! Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial…

Murga Murgi ke piche bahut der se bhag raha tha, Murgi patri par gayi aur train ke niche aa kar mar gaye. Murga bola,mohttarma bahut hi nek thi, jaan de di par pappi nahi di.. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide,…

Teacher : Who Invented The “I Love You”? Student : China Teacher : HOw? Student : Its Has NO Guarantee & Quality.. If Works, Till Forever.. If Not, Then No Ever 😛 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…