Rockstar Daya

ACP: Daya, kya khuni ke finger print match huye ? ? Daya: Oh yeah yeah yeah..!!! ACP: To khuni naukar ramlal hai ? Daya: Oh yeah yeah yeah..!!! ACP: ? ? … :o..!! Arey abhijeet ye daya ko kya ho gaya ? ? Abhijeet: Sir, Daya ne ROCKSTAR ka first day first show dekh liya…!…

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CID crime scene

LADY: Rahul mera bhai tha! DAYA:Kya rahul tumhara bhai tha?? LADY: Ha Rahul mere bhai tha ACP: Rahul sach me tumhara bhai tha? Lady: Ha sir…wo mera bhai tha… Abhijeet: My god! iska matlab… Tum rahul ki behen ho..:O Fredricks: Sir sir. iska matlab ye dono bhai behen hai…..:-D 😀     Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com…

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Low Marks

Boy: Kyun Ro rahi ho ???Girl: Exams mein mujhe bahut kam marks aaye ??Boy: Kitne ??Girl: Only 88% !!!Boy: Bhagwan Se Darr zara !!! Itne mein to 2 ladke pass ho jaate hain.. :p=)) hehehehe Download cool apps from coolindianapps Lo sperma non e una ingombrante disfunzione sessuale achat de cialis sur le net repandus…

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Santa’s Son

Santa gifted his son a gun on his wedding night. And said shoot in the air if ur wife is a virgin, and shoot her if she is not a virgin” Son fires in the air on the 1st night and Shoots her on the 2nd night. Santa’s son is even smarter than Santa Dans…

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wife’s sms be alert

wife:(SMS).. hi baby husband: Hi honey (sending failed…) wife: hi..r u there?? husband: yes yes i am here..sweetheart (sending failed….) wife: r u ignoring me or what?? husband: no..no honey.. i am trying to reply u (sending failed…) wife: its over don’t ever talk me again.. husband: ok.. jaa mar..kahin bhi (message sent..) yeeeeee..lag gayi…

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Valentine SMS

?”Date-Sheet” aa gayi h..tayyari shuru kar do… 7 rose day 8 propose day 9 choclate day 10 teddy day   11 promise day   12 hug day   13 kiss day   14 valentine day 🙂       Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs…

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Low Marks

Boy: Kyun Ro rahi ho ???Girl: Exams mein mujhe bahut kam marks aaye ??Boy: Kitne ??Girl: Only 88% !!!Boy: Bhagwan Se Darr zara !!! Itne mein to 2 ladke pass ho jaate hain.. :p=)) hehehehe Download cool apps from coolindianapps Comportement sadique peut etre destines a des personnes cedant a la sadique en vigueur (enfants,…

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Police Constable To Son

Police Constable To Son :“Stupid, Why Did U Get Very Low Marks in All Subjects?…Son: “Keep This 50 Rupees & Close This Matter.!!   Download cool apps from coolindianapps Le degre auquel un individu s’engage dans generique viagra le comportement sexuel doit etre destructif ; il a un impact nuisible sur d’autres secteurs de sa…

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Valentine Date Sheet

“Date-Sheet” aa gayi h..tayyari shuru kar do… 7 rose day 8 propose day 9 choclate day 10 teddy day 11 promise day 12 hug day 13 kiss day 14 valentine day 🙂       Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide,…

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Police Constable To Son

Police Constable To Son :“Stupid, Why Did U Get Very Low Marks in All Subjects?…Son: “Keep This 50 Rupees & Close This Matter.!!   Download cool apps from coolindianapps Une des principales causes de l

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