#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. (Ticket Checker) Se kaha“Mujhe subah 4 baje Dilli mein utha dijiyega,agar main na jagu to zabardasti utaar dijiyega.Muje subah interview dena hai.”..Subah 8 baje ladka jaga to Dilli nikal gaya tha !..Ladka TTE ko gaaliyaan dene lga.!.Logo ne TTE se kaha ke wo apkogaaliyaan de raha hai aur aap…
1 ladki bus stand pe khadi thi ….1 ladka bike pe jatta hai ….Vapas ata hai or uss ladki se puchtahai….Pehchana kya ???….Ladki :
Knock Knock“Whos There ?”“Baapu”“Mahatma Gandhi aap”?“Abey gadhe tera baap” Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Cousin: Do You have a Girlfriend?*Suddenly a Sharp look from Mom*Me: What is Girl?What is Friend?Who am I? Download more Smiles from coolindianapps. Com
Dad:” Give me ur Mobile for a Minute.. ..Son: “Wait dad, Let me Switch it on.. 😐.Gf Pic delete, Gals Number list delete,Phone call Received delete,Delete, Delete, Delete,Memory Card Format….Son:” Here it is…Dad:” Thanx I Just want to see thetime….Son:” Daaaad. TravelMeetDate App – World’s first unique app to find Dates on flights and at…
Strange But True…Duniya Me Har Insaan Ka AlagNaam HAI…Magar Bheed Me Jab Hum Aawaz LagateHai….“Abe Kaminey”Kasam Se 20 Me Se 18 Log Palat KarDekhte Hai. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Master ne bacche ki roti kha kar usko kaha:Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataoge na ?Baccha: Nahi Master ji……….Main maa ko kahunga ke maine Roti bhuke Kutta ko khila di. TravelMeetDate App – World’s first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotel
2010- kya aapke toothpast me namak hai..2013- kya aapke toothpast me namak or nimbu hai?2016- kya aapke toothpast menamak ,nimbu or chatmasala hai……..2020- Dal fry special masala walacollgate ,leamon tea wid bskt flav.Collgate,mix veg. Spicy Collgate……..2021- kya aapke muh me dant hai… nahi!!To le aaiye ready made Colgate teeth.. Download more Smiles from coolindianapps. Com
Santa: Dance bar mein dance dekhne gaya.(dance dekhne k baad.)…Dancer: oye chikne maine tjhe khush kiya ab tu mjhe khush kar….,…..Santa: aa behen tu baith ja , ab mai nachunga… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
When SHE cancels a date, it is because.. “SHE HAS TO” unsure emoticonButWhen HE cancels a date, it is because..“HE HAS TWO” tongue emoticon TravelMeetDate App – World’s first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotel
