Boy to his Gym Trainer

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Sardar to Pathan

Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya or mera Mobil off Ho Gaya.Pathan: Aisa Kaun sa Msg Aya?Sardar: Battery low.Pathan: Send Kar…Sabko.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Sardar failed in English Exam

Sardar English k paper me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se..1. Main ek aam aadmi hoon,..I am a mango man.2. Mujhe english aati hai..English comes to me.3. Mera taluq Haripur hazara se hai..I belong to Greenpur thousands.4. Sadak per goliyan chal rahi hai,.tablets r walking on the road.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful…

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Lady to Conductor

Lady- Kya tumhari bus mein bachho ka aadha kiraya lagta hai,Conductor-Haan,Agar 12 Se Kam ho,Lady- Theek hai, Mere to 10 hi hain,.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Rich to Poor

Rich man-Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes,4 bunglow,3 farmhouse hai,TUMARE paas kya hai?? POOR man-Mere paas beta hai,..jiski Girfriend Teri beti hai… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Boy asked to Girl

BOY : Hey babby,what’s ur name?Girl: Dhakka maaro baap ko..!!Boy: what??Girl: Matlab ‘PUSH PAA’..!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Bhikhari to Santa

Bhikhari-10rs.dedo mobile recharge krke grlfrd ko cal krna hai,santa-WAH!! bhikhari ne bi grlfrd banayi haiBhikhri-Naji..grlfrnd ne bhikhari banaya hai.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Sasur to Sardar

1 sardar ko uska sasur jute mar raha tha,Admi: Q mar rahe ho?Sasur: Maine ise Hospital se SMS kiya,Tum Bap Ban Gye Ho Sale Ne Usko Bhi Dosto ko forwrd kar Diya.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Sardars fighting after exam

2 sardars were fighting after exam.Sir: Y r u fighting?1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,Sir: So what?1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Sardar on phone

Sardar on phone:Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.Doctor: Is this her first child?Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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