September 2015

Son: I am not able to go to school today. Father: what happened? Son: I am not feeling well Father: Where you are not feeling well? Son: In school! Find thousands of profile and get connect with desisingles at desisinglesapp.com

TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile”? JOHN : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong JOHN : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! Explore your network with App Developers and Investors at appsjunction

Teacher: You Weren’t At School Last Friday, Robert. I Heard You Were At The Movie Theatre. Robert: That’s Not True, Sir. And I’ve Got The Tickets From The Football Game To Prove It. A new dedicated App for Art of Living Singles across the World AOLmatch App

Teacher: Paul, What Is The Chemical Formula Of Water? Paul: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: What Is This? Paul: Well!! You Said It Is H2O. Get your confidence booster by Motivate2Work app.

Master: How Old is ur father?  Pappu: As old as I am.  Master: How is it possible?  Pappu: He became father only after I was born. Explore your network with App Developers and Investors at appsjunction

A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn’t. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old…

Height of confidence Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane. After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students. All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one. People asked him the reason He said,”If it’s made by my students it will not…

Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something. Teacher: yes Sam, ask me, what do you want? Sam: Sir, do you punish anyone for something they did not do? Teacher: No Sam. Why should I? Sam: Thank you sir. That’s a relief. I haven’t done the homework. Explore your network with App Developers and…

SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai, Dost: Garam pani Q? Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain. Find thousands of profile and get connect with desisingles at desisinglesapp.com

Santa: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Santa : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘ Checkout desiflatmates and its iOS/Android Apps