September 2015

Math Teacher: Sara, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3? Sara:A Headache Madam. Find thousands of profile and get connect with desisingles at desisinglesapp.com

Teacher: Why are you late?Student: Because of the sign on the road.Teacher: What type of sign?Student: The sign that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”! Download JGDrivingapp and report Jahil Ganwar Driving proofs at http://jgdrivingapp.com/

Santa: Aaj Toh Main 5 Rupay Ke 3 Pyaaz Le Aaya.Jeeto (Excited): Arey Waah! Woh Kaise?Santa: Pyaaz Wale Ne To 5 Rupay Ka 1 Hi Diya Tha, Ek Main Utha Ke Bhag Aaya, Aur 1 Usne Mujhe Phenk Ke Mara! Download more apps @ desisinglesapp

Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”Student: “Meat!”Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”Student: “Bacon!”Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”Student: “Homework!” Download JGDrivingapp and report Jahil Ganwar Driving proofs at http://jgdrivingapp.com/