Police to Sharabi

Gadhe Ke samne 1 Pani ki,1 daru ki balti rakhi.Gadha Pani pi Gaya.Police Ne Sharabi se Pucha-Kya Sikha??Sharabi-jo Daru nahi pita Woh Gadha Hai.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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E-Mail

1 admi ki kisi dusre shahar me nokri lagi,Wahan pahunch kr usne socha ki bivi ko e-mail kar du,Galti se wo e-mail kisi or k pas chala gaya,jis k pas gaya wo AURAT apne husband ko dafna k aai thi or e-mai padthe hi Behosh ho gai…E-Mail Kuch yun tha:Begam ! Main yahan khairiyat se…

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UNKNOWN CALL

UNKNOWN CALL-HE:”Do u hv a bf?”SHE:”Yes! Who r u?”HE:”Tera bhai..Ruk kamini ghar aata hu dhulai krne!”ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-HE-“Do u hv a bf?”SHE-“Oh no no! Who r u?”HE-“I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!”SHE-“Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!”HE-“Tera bhai hi hu tu chinta na kr..Ab to bas ghar aane ki der…

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On divorce

Sardar and his wife went for divorce. Judge : U have 3 kids .How will u divide them? Sardar : will come next year with 1 more . so that it will be easy for u 2 divide.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Well Done

2 sardar train k pichhe bhaag rahe the.1 chad gaya to train me logon ne kaha ” WELL DONE”..Sardar- Oh shit!!..jana to use tha,.main to chhodne aaya tha.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Wife to Husband for Circle

Wife: sunoji circus dekhne chale???Husband : No……… I m busyWife : Usme ek ladki ne, bina kapdon ke sher pe sawari ki hai..!!!Husband : bahut ziddi ho gayi ho….Har baat zidd karke manvati ho..Chalo bahut din hue sher nahin dekha….!!!Iske Aage ki kahaani..Husband & wife phir circus dekhne gaye. husband ne sabse aage wali seat…

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Boy to his Gym Trainer

Boy to his Gym Trainer at Gym..’ I wanna impress this cute girl I Am Gonna meet in 3 days..Which machine should I use???Gym Trainer.” Use the ATM” Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Sardar to Pathan

Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya or mera Mobil off Ho Gaya.Pathan: Aisa Kaun sa Msg Aya?Sardar: Battery low.Pathan: Send Kar…Sabko.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Sardar failed in English Exam

Sardar English k paper me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se..1. Main ek aam aadmi hoon,..I am a mango man.2. Mujhe english aati hai..English comes to me.3. Mera taluq Haripur hazara se hai..I belong to Greenpur thousands.4. Sadak per goliyan chal rahi hai,.tablets r walking on the road.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful…

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Lady to Conductor

Lady- Kya tumhari bus mein bachho ka aadha kiraya lagta hai,Conductor-Haan,Agar 12 Se Kam ho,Lady- Theek hai, Mere to 10 hi hain,.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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