2015

Santa: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Santa : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘ Checkout desiflatmates and its iOS/Android Apps

Math Teacher: Sara, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3? Sara:A Headache Madam. Find thousands of profile and get connect with desisingles at desisinglesapp.com

Teacher: Why are you late?Student: Because of the sign on the road.Teacher: What type of sign?Student: The sign that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”! Download JGDrivingapp and report Jahil Ganwar Driving proofs at http://jgdrivingapp.com/

Santa: Aaj Toh Main 5 Rupay Ke 3 Pyaaz Le Aaya.Jeeto (Excited): Arey Waah! Woh Kaise?Santa: Pyaaz Wale Ne To 5 Rupay Ka 1 Hi Diya Tha, Ek Main Utha Ke Bhag Aaya, Aur 1 Usne Mujhe Phenk Ke Mara! Download more apps @ desisinglesapp

Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”Student: “Meat!”Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”Student: “Bacon!”Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”Student: “Homework!” Download JGDrivingapp and report Jahil Ganwar Driving proofs at http://jgdrivingapp.com/  

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance? Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World superhitindianapps

Boy to Mom: Pyar ek virus hai.. Mom to Boy: To meri chappal ek antivirus hai.. Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World superhitindianapps

Teeth said to Tongue: “If I just press you little, you will get cut” Tongue replied, “If I misused a single word, all 32 of you will come out”  Download more apps @ desisinglesapp

Gajodhar: dad mujhe Rs. 200 de do Dad: Pichhle hafte jo Rs. 200 diye the pehle uska hisaab de.. Gajodhar: Agar hisaab ki baat hai dad to mujhe uss har paise ka hisaab chahiye jo bachpan se aaj tak rishtedaaro ne mujhe diye hain.. Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World superhitindianapps

Girlfriend: Main tere pyar me loot gayi..badnaam ho gayi..barbaad ho gayi Boyfriend: To main bhi tere pyar me kaun sa “Engineer ban gaya”? Download more apps @ desisinglesapp