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Sardar’s Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Don’t Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I Took A Second Wife,So M.A. Is “Married Again”….
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