#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know…
The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’ The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’ The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
if you marry one woman, she will fight with you if you marry 2 women, they will fight for you add wife! have life!
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far?. Instead U could have posted it
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wife: wait for me honey, i’m just finishing my makeup. husband: you don’t need makeup dear. wife: oh, its really? that is so sweet of you! husband: just you need plastic surgery. Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!
School teacher sent home a note..:.. . . ” Your son is an obedient & bright student but spends too much time with girls. ” . . Mother sent a note back: . . ”Please advise a solution! Father has the same problem. : Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy…
Wife : had ur lunch.? Husband : had ur lunch.? Wife : i m asking you Husband : i m asking you Wife : u copying me.? Husband : u copying me? Wife : lets go shopping Husband :Yes i had my lunch
Boy: calls 911 Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what’s your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
