What is the difference between
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
2020
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if you marry one woman, she will fight with you
if you marry one woman, she will fight with you if you marry 2 women, they will fight for you add wife! have life!
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far?. Instead U could have posted it
difference between a woman and a magnet?
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side! ?? Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!
wife: wait for me honey, i’m just finishing my makeup.
wife: wait for me honey, i’m just finishing my makeup. husband: you don’t need makeup dear. wife: oh, its really? that is so sweet of you! husband: just you need plastic surgery. Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!
School teacher sent home a note..:..
School teacher sent home a note..:.. . . ” Your son is an obedient & bright student but spends too much time with girls. ” . . Mother sent a note back: . . ”Please advise a solution! Father has the same problem. : Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy…
Wife: had your lunch?
Wife : had ur lunch.? Husband : had ur lunch.? Wife : i m asking you Husband : i m asking you Wife : u copying me.? Husband : u copying me? Wife : lets go shopping Husband :Yes i had my lunch
Boy: calls 911 Hello? I need your help!
Boy: calls 911 Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what’s your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?
A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?” The wife responds, “No, I will live with my sister.” The wife asks him back, “Will you marry after I die?” The husband responds, “No, I will also live with your sister.”
After 3 months of work from home
3 months after work from home, the air hostess bid from the passenger in the plane- Air Hostess – Sir, you will get a home-like atmosphere in this flight Passenger – all of that is fine but I will not wipe the broom here at all