#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend? Girlfriend: How funny? Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..
Girl: Mom, today the teacher beat me for something that I didn’t do. Mother: That’s very bad of your teacher. What was it that you didn’t do? Girl: The homework.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life???? Her: Awww… Yes!!! Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me ??
Wife: In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring. Husband: I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill. ???
Girlfriend: “Am I pretty or ugly?” Boyfriend: “You’re both.” Girlfriend: “What do you mean?” Boyfriend: “You’re pretty ugly.”
Q: Is Google male or female??? A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion ??? Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!
Wife: How would you describe me???? Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK. Wife: What does that mean? Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot. Wife: Aw, thank you, but what about I,J,K? Husband: I’m just kidding! ??? Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!
Teacher: “What Is Your Name????” Student: “My Name Is Beautiful Red Underwear” Teacher: “What Kind Of A Name Is This? Don’t Joke, Tell Me The Right Name” Student: “My Name Is Sunderlal Chadda“ ??
पत्नी कह रही है फ्री बैठे हो तो कपड़े धो डालो ??? नहीं तो मैं धो दूंगी ……. अब क्या समझूं कहना क्या चाहती है वो ??? Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!
कल एक दोस्त उपदेश ठोक रहा था “लोहा लोहे को काटता है ” ” हीरा हीरे को काटता है ” तभी पीछे से आकर उसे कुत्ते ने काट लिया ???? उपदेश खत्म ?? Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!
