#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
A Boy Was Driving A Car. A Girl On Scooty Overtook Him. Boy Shouted: “Hey Buffalo” Girl Turned Back & Shouted: “You Donkey, Idiot, Stupid Monkey” Suddenly She Had An Accident She Was Hit By A Buffalo Crossing The Road. Moral: Girls Never Understand What A Boy Wants To Say.
Two Cockroaches Were Admitted In The I.C.U. First Cockroach: “Did Someone Beat You Badly?” Second Cockroach: “No Brother, A Beautiful Girl Saw Me Inside The Kitchen And Shouted So Badly And I Got Heart Attack.“
Once all the engineering professors were sitting in one plane. Before the takeoff, one announcement came “This plane is made by your students” Then all the professors stood up, ran and went outside. But the principal was sitting. One guy came and asked, “are you not afraid”? Then the principal replied “I trust my students…
1st: Do You Have A Girlfriend?? 2nd: Yeh Dude.. 1st: Wow, Where Is She From?? 2nd: From Different Nations.. 1st: Which Nation?? 2nd: Only My “ImagiNation”. 😀 Hhahhaha
boyfriend: dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend? girlfriend: how funny? boyfriend: yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..
Father put a thumb sign on his son’s report card. Son: Papa, you’re an engineer, then why this thumb? Father: Seeing your very poor marks, the teacher should not think that your father is educated.
Man 1: “I Do Not Want To Marry Because I Am Afraid Of All Women” Man 2: “Get Marry Soon Then U’ll Be Afraid Of Only One And Start Loving Other“
Pappu’s Atittude In Exams. They Give Me Questions Which I Don’t Know. So……………… I Give Them Answers Which They Don’t Know. Why??? “Tit For Tat“
Dad: “Why Didn’t You Go For The Exam?” Son: “Paper Was Tough” Dad: “Without Going, How Did You Know?” Son: “Paper Was Leaked Two Days Ago“
How to never forget your wife’s birthday? Forget it once: then you will get something you will never forget.
