We are sending INDIANs to moon next year
Ind PM : We are sending INDIANs to moon next year! Obama : WOW! How many? PM : 100. 35 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 10 Handicpd,5 Sports person, 4 minority and if possible, 1 ASTRONAUT
Ind PM : We are sending INDIANs to moon next year! Obama : WOW! How many? PM : 100. 35 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 10 Handicpd,5 Sports person, 4 minority and if possible, 1 ASTRONAUT
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Husband borrowed Rs.250 from wife After a few days he again borrowed Rs.250 Seeing some money in husband’s bag , she asked husband to return the money* When asked how much, wife said that he owes her Rs.4100. On request, below is working given by wife. 1). Rs. 2 5 0 2). Rs. …
पति ऑफिस से घर आया और खाना खाने बैठा खाते-खाते अपनी पत्नी से कहा कि “खाना ठीक नहीं है, कोई टेस्ट नहीं आ रहा है।” पत्नी चुपचाप उठी, और उसनें कॉरपोरेशन मेंं कॉल किया और एम्बुलेंस ? को बुला ली और कहा.. “इसे टेस्ट नहीं आ रहा है..” एम्बुलेंस पति को ले गयी और उसे…
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy in writing except one SANTA. He wrote ” DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”
Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, ‘Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman’s brain as well. It costs $50,000.’ The client asked, ‘What? How’s that possible?’ The doctor replied,…
Grandfather to Grandson: Go Hide, Your Teacher Is Coming As You Bunked School Today. Grandson: You Go Hide, I Told Her You Passed Away…
Arranged Marriage Is Like. You Are Walking and Unfortunately A Snake Bites You… And Love Marriage Is. Dancing in Front of a Cobra And Saying. Come Bite … Come Bite Me…