Santa and Banta were playing chess

Santa and Banta were playing chess

(joke doesn’t end here).:D

Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak

raha hai.

Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf

haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.:O 😛

The joke doesn’t end here either..:D

Phir waha Vishwanath anand aata hai.

Vishy: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelate

hai.

Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap to hume

aasani se hara doge.

Vishy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me

akela.

S-B: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge

Vishy: Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.

S-B: Haan. Phir thik hai.:P

The joke still doesn’t end…:D

Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy

chala jata hai.

Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar.

Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.

Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga…:)

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