How to reduce weight?
How to reduce weight? First turn your head to the right and then to the left. Repeat this one whenever you have given something to eat!
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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
Why are wives ‘more’ dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!
Where The Hell Are You
An Angry Wife To Her Husband On Phone: Where The Hell Are You? Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace And Totally Fell In Love With It & I Didn’t Have Money That Time & I Said Baby It’ll Be Yours One Day Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:…
Let’s Go For Movie.
Chintu: Let’s Go For Movie. Mintu: Shit, A Doctor’s Appointment Today. Chintu: Just Cancel It,Tell Him You’re Sick.
Corona Virus male hai ya Female
Santa ne Banta se poocha Corona Virus male hai ya Female? Banta- Corona Virus Female hai kyoki eski koi dawa nahi aur ye logo ko bahut paresaan kar rahi hai
Pizza Hut Dehradun India
Pizza Hut Dehradun India Vishu – I am at you outlet and I need wifi password. PizzaHut – You need to buy a drink first Vishu – Alright. I am ordering a coke! PizzaHut – Nice Vishu – So what is the wifi password? PizzaHut – “you need to buy a drink first”. No spaces….
Station jaane k kitne logay
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Rikshawala: 50 Sardar: 20 lelo Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega
Navjot Singh Siddhu’s Son in School.
Navjot Singh Siddhu’s Son in School. Teacher: What is a Noun? Son: Mohtarma.. arjh kiya hai. Kutta bhi hota hai apni galli me King. Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing..!!!!
young people have back pain
According to a research 87% of young people have back pain. . The other 13% have no computer.
Man outside phone booth
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven’t spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I’m talking to my wife