Teacher To Santa- Isko Hindi mei translate karo “She is kidding” Santa hasne lga or table pr hi gir gya or bola. . . .itna asan WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI .. ) ) ) >=) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of…

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Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga. Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a…

Santa ke pass ek kauwa tha Wo bahut mulayam tha Toh usne apne kauwe ka naam kya rakha??? socho….. socho socho….. Microsoft (My+crow+soft) This is what we call technical message.. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

Santa stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, “I have a complaint!” “Yes, Sir ?” said the librarian looking up at him. “I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!” Puzzled by his complain the librarian asked “What was wrong with it?” “It had way too many characters and…

Santa: What is the name of your car? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with

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Santa gusse me daku se “Oye meri bhen ka dupatta wapis kar”Daku bandook nikal kar.. “Kya baat hai?”Santa- Kuch nhi bhai ji piko karwani thi… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

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After making a trip of South India , Santa Singh ,his wife and his son were returning to punjab in Tamilnadu Express. Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the…