Itni Khushi !!
Patni: Main bachungi nae mar jaungi.. Pati: Main bhi mar jaunga.. Patni: Main tau beemar hun isliye mar jaungi.. lekin tum kaise mar jaogey?? Pati: Main itni khushi bardaasht nae kar paungaa..
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Kulfi Wala
Bacha: Mummy 10 rupaye hain?? Mummy: Apne Papa se le lo. Bacha: Papa 10 rupaye de do.. Papa: Apne Chachu se le lo. Bacha: Please Chachu mujhe 10 rupaye de do.. Chachu: Beta khulle nae hain apni Chachi se le lo.. Bacha: Chachi aapke paas 10 rupaye hain?? Chachi: Ek minute ruko..Haan hain beta…..
Funny Shayari
Madam bache se- Teri copy or pen kaha hai? bacha- Maam jabse aapko dekha, kya copy kya pen, Tere mast mast do nain, Mere dil ka le gaye chain, kho gaye copy,ghum hogya pen….
Santa interview dene gaya
Santa interview dene gaya, Boss ne pucha tum kitne bhai behan ho? Santa- 5 sir Boss- Un mai se tumhara no kaunsa hai? Santa– Airtel ka
Kitne admi the?
Gabbar : Kitne admi the? Kalia: Sarkar 1 Gabbar: Aur tum ? Kalia : 100 sarkar Gabbar: Phir bhi khali hath aagye…. KAUN THA VO? kalia: RAJNIKANTH Gabbar: Oops! Sorry bhai
Kanjus Baniya
Baniya hath mai blade maar raha tha Biwi: Ye kya kar rhe ho ji? Baniya: Dettol ki shishi tut gyi hai, kahi dettol barbad na ho jaye….. La teri bhi ungli kaat du
Maa aur beta
Beta- Maa mai ek din bahut bada admi banunga, Apki jholi khushiyan se bhar dunga… Maa- Pehle ye boltle bhar ke fridge mai bhar nalayak JJ
Beta aur Papa
Beta(papa se)- Car ki chabi do, college jana hai function hai Papa- Kyon? Beta- 10 lakh ki gadi mai jayunga to shaan rahegi Papa- Ye le 10rs, 30 lakh ki bus mai jayega to zyada shaan badhegi