A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn’t. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old…

Height of confidence Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane. After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students. All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one. People asked him the reason He said,”If it’s made by my students it will not…

Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something. Teacher: yes Sam, ask me, what do you want? Sam: Sir, do you punish anyone for something they did not do? Teacher: No Sam. Why should I? Sam: Thank you sir. That’s a relief. I haven’t done the homework. Explore your network with App Developers and…

SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai, Dost: Garam pani Q? Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain. Find thousands of profile and get connect with desisingles at desisinglesapp.com

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Math Teacher: Sara, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3? Sara:A Headache Madam. Find thousands of profile and get connect with desisingles at desisinglesapp.com

Teacher: Why are you late?Student: Because of the sign on the road.Teacher: What type of sign?Student: The sign that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”! Download JGDrivingapp and report Jahil Ganwar Driving proofs at http://jgdrivingapp.com/

Santa: Aaj Toh Main 5 Rupay Ke 3 Pyaaz Le Aaya.Jeeto (Excited): Arey Waah! Woh Kaise?Santa: Pyaaz Wale Ne To 5 Rupay Ka 1 Hi Diya Tha, Ek Main Utha Ke Bhag Aaya, Aur 1 Usne Mujhe Phenk Ke Mara! Download more apps @ desisinglesapp

Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”Student: “Meat!”Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”Student: “Bacon!”Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”Student: “Homework!” Download JGDrivingapp and report Jahil Ganwar Driving proofs at http://jgdrivingapp.com/  

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance? Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World superhitindianapps