A boy met a girl in Metro
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy: Awwww… Are you single? Girl: No, I am a Dentist!
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3 ways to catch tiger
newton: allow tiger to catch u & catch it Einstein: chase until it became tired then catch. Police: catch a cat & beat until it accepts that it is tiger
After robbing the bank
After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk: Did you see me robbing? Clerk: Yes, I saw you. Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk: Did you? Second Clerk: No, but my wife saw you!
baby mosquito’s first day to fly out from home
It was a baby mosquito’s first day to fly out from home. When the mosquito came back home later that day, the father mosquito asked, “How was your journey?” The baby mosquito replied, “It went great. Everyone was clapping for me!”
Today is Sunday & I want to enjoy it
Husband: Today is Sunday & I want to enjoy it. So I have bought three movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: For you and your parents.
Phases of Married Life
Married life is full of excitement and frustration. In the 1st year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the 2nd year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the 3rd year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
We Know 10 Facts About You
Fact 1: You Are Reading This. Fact 2: You Can’t Say The Letter ‘M‘ Without Touching Your Lips. Fact 3: You Just Tried It. Fact 4: Now, You’re Smiling. Fact 6: You’re Smiling Or Laughing Again. Fact 7: You Didn’t Notice I Missed Fact 5. Fact 8: You Just Checked It. Fact 9: You’re Smiling…
How To Make Her Say “I Love You”
Boy To Girl: “I Bet I Can Make You Say “I Love You” Girl: “Its Impossible.” Boy: “Ok, Lets Try! Say Abra Ka Dabra” Girl Hanste Hue: “Abra Ka Dabra.” Boy: “Say Scrappy Coco.” Girl Confuse: “Scrappy Coco.” Boy: “Say Love.” Girl: “Love.” Boy: “What 2+2” Girl: “4” Boy: “How Old Are You?” Girl: “18”…
Understanding A Girl
Understanding A Girl This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File. At The Speed Of 2kbps. Which Ends Up.. In A Error At 99% Completed…
Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10
In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10. Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Teacher : Where is 5? Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident…..