Two Singles On Chat
1st: Do You Have A Girlfriend?? 2nd: Yeh Dude.. 1st: Wow, Where Is She From?? 2nd: From Different Nations.. 1st: Which Nation?? 2nd: Only My “ImagiNation”. 😀 Hhahhaha
1st: Do You Have A Girlfriend?? 2nd: Yeh Dude.. 1st: Wow, Where Is She From?? 2nd: From Different Nations.. 1st: Which Nation?? 2nd: Only My “ImagiNation”. 😀 Hhahhaha
boyfriend: dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend? girlfriend: how funny? boyfriend: yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..
Father put a thumb sign on his son’s report card. Son: Papa, you’re an engineer, then why this thumb? Father: Seeing your very poor marks, the teacher should not think that your father is educated.
Man 1: “I Do Not Want To Marry Because I Am Afraid Of All Women” Man 2: “Get Marry Soon Then U’ll Be Afraid Of Only One And Start Loving Other“
Pappu’s Atittude In Exams. They Give Me Questions Which I Don’t Know. So……………… I Give Them Answers Which They Don’t Know. Why??? “Tit For Tat“
Dad: “Why Didn’t You Go For The Exam?” Son: “Paper Was Tough” Dad: “Without Going, How Did You Know?” Son: “Paper Was Leaked Two Days Ago“
How to never forget your wife’s birthday? Forget it once: then you will get something you will never forget.
Marriage is all about trust and understanding. She doesn’t Trust me & I dont understand her.
Man Meets His Friend & Notices He’s Wearing An Earring. “When Did You Start Wearing Earnings?” Friend: “Ever Since My Wife Found It In My Car“
Two Guys Coming Out Of The Examination Hall With Chips And Coke In Hand. 1st Guy: “Which Paper Was It?” 2nd Guy: “I Think, Math” 1st Guy: “Surprisingly, You Read The Question Paper?” 2nd Guy: “No, I Saw The Girl Sitting Besides Me Using Calculator“