100 Funniest Jokes

AJNABI: thora pani mily ga..??BACHA: lassi ho jaey to..??AJNABI; bhot hi acha hy,… …ajnabi 5 glass lassi pi k bola:tmhar y ghr m koi lassi ni pita..??BACHA: pite to he hyn,lekn aj lassi m chupkali gir gai thi.AJNABI ne pyala zamin pe mara…BACHA roty hoey!Ammi !unhun ny pyala tor diaab kutta dodh ks me pye…

Teacher to students: “Bachho, dudh peene se dimaag tej hota hain, isiliye roj dudh peeya karo.”   Ek student khada hua aur bola: ‘Masterji, agar dudh peene se dimaag tej hota, to aaj har ek gaay kaa bachha einstein hota…” 🙂 🙂       Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any…

New age generation: 1 aurat ne 5 saal ke bachche ko cigrate pite dekha to bachche se kha :Kya tumhare parents ko malum hai ki tum cigrate pite ho? Bachcha(dhuan udate hue) :Mohtarma!Kya aap ke pati ko malum h k aap ek gair marad k sath baat kr rhi hai 🙂 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s…

Poori RAMAYAN Biwiyo ko lekar h. Laxman apni wali ghr chhod gya.Rawan dusre ki utha laya.Hanuman ki apni to thi nhi magrdusre ki khojne me Lanka jala dali.-Ram ko apni waps pane k liy 10 din tk yudhkrna pda. or end me kya hua?Jis biwi k kaaran itni bdi Ramayn hui wo undrground ho gyi….

Santa to girlfriend Preeto : Oye Soniye…aisi baat batao jisme dukh bhi ho aur khushi bhi….   Preeto : I LOVE YOU …VEER JI!! :):)   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within…

Santa english me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se.. 1.) mein ek aam admi hu. I am a mango man. 2.)mujhe English aati hai. english comes to me. 3.) mera talluq haripur hazara se hai. i belong to green pur thousanda. 4.) sadak par goliya chal rahi hai. tablets are walking on the road….!…

Sati Savitri fought with Yamraj & got her Husband back…..Moral of the Story:. ..No one can Save U from ur Wife, Not Even YAMRAJ…   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

Kapil Sibbal ki car se “kutte ka bachcha” mara gaya. Sibbal to driver – ” jao iske malik ka pata karo. Jab driver vapas aaya to uske gale mein dher sari phoolon ki maalayen thi, Sibbal – ” Ye kya hai ?” Driver – “Sir, logon ne meri poori baat he nahin suni aur khushi…

Ladkiyo ki 5baatain kabhi samjh nahi Aati(1) Tum na bohat woh ho (pata nahi woh se kyamatlab hai? banda soch main per jaata hai.)(2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi.(to phir kya…umeed thi)(3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.(to phir mein pehlekesa tha ?(4) Sach batana,mein kaisi lag rahi hun.(such kyaboloon pitna thori hai)(5) I…

Teacher Writes on Board 2 x 2 x 6 /(8+21) 6×9 And calls a student to board saying “solve the problem!”. . .. . . Student got up and erased the board!!!!!!!!!! Problem solved:D :p Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship&Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide,…