100 Funniest Jokes

Teacher : What is the Difference Between a Man and a Woman?Student : Man has a Sense of‘Humour’WhereAs . . .Woman has a Sense of‘Rumour’   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location…

Santa mobile recharge karwane gaya….   Dukandar– kitne kaa??   Santa– 10 ka kar do…   Dukandar– 7 rs ka talktime milega..   Santa- Koi baat nahi, 3 rs ki namkin de do..     Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

Boyfrnd: Mai Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon se Tang Aa kar Khudkushi kar Raha hun. . . . . . . . . . . . Girlfrnd-Bas Karo Rulaoge kya..1 accha sa White Suit Dila do bas., . . . 13ve pe Kya Pehnungi :p;) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any…

LADY: In train sardarji se… bhai sahab kaun sa station hai….   SARDAR: hahahahhaha hahahahahha hahahahah…   SARDAR: Inna bhi ni pata.. ye Railway Station Hai…     Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of…

Height of flirting . . Teacher: Where is ur Asignmnt book? . . . . Student: Mam, I lost it While fighting with students who said that you are not the most beautiful teacher in this school… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a…

GF- Where are you?   BF- I am at Bank   GF- I need 30000 Rs for Blackberry & 5000 Rs for haircut   BF- Sorry, I mean I was at the Bank of a River. Machhi khaegi machhi. 😉 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles…

Hotel me khane ke bad santa hath ke bajaye basin dhone laga   Waiter : ye kya kr rhe ho?   Santa : kamine,muje bhi english ati he, ye kya likha he dekh : “WASH BASIN”     Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find…

Santa went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton. . Bill :”I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me.” . He takes him to a forest.. . Bill:”Dig the ground.” . Santa did it. . Bill:”More

Ladka to Bhagwan – Bhagwan-mere ghar se canada tak road bana do……. Bhagwan – yeh to kabhi nahi ho skta…… Ladka: – Fir mujhe 1 aisi ladki se mila do jo sirf mujhe hi pyar kare……… . . . . . . . . . . . Bhagwan:-beta road”single”banwani hai ya”double” 😛 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s…

Doctor: I have some bad news and worse news. Patient: Whats is it doc? Doctor: The lab test results show that you have only 24 hours to live. Patient: Oh my God! Doctor: The worse news is that I was tried telling this to you yesterday but your cell phone was unreachable. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s…