100 Funniest Jokes

A Wife is like a TV * – * A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE * At home you watch TV,but when you go out you take your MOBILE TV once bought, you can watch free (to air) for life, but for MOBILE, if you don’t pay, the services will be terminated! TV is big,…

Great insult…!! . . Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath ek Ladki Baithi hui thi . . Kuli Ne Puchha- Madam..Coolie Chahiye…….. ……..?.? . . . . Ladki – Nahi Mera Boyfrnd Hain Mere Sath.!!! D Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a…

Baap- Beta chhod de ye Facebook, ye Facbook tuje roti nahi dene wali… :@ . . . . . Kamina Beta- haa papa ye facebook muje roti nahi dene wali par roti banane wali degi…. 😀 😛 😛 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find…

College ke first day Ladka: Tumhara naam kya hai? Ladki: Mujhe sab didi kehte hai.. Ladka: WOW MUJHE SAB JIJAJI KEHTE HAIN!     Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in…

Student:-sir, kya aap mujhe us kaam ke liye bhi saza denge jo main nahin kiya hai? Adhyapak:-nahin nahin,bilkul nahin. Student:-sir, maine aaj ka homework nahin kiya hai.   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of…

A new metal is added to the chemistry… Name: Wife Symbol: Bv Atomic Weight: Don’t even dare to ask!   Physical Properties : Boils at any time Can freeze at any time Melts if treated with love and care Very bitter if mishandled   Chemical properties : Very reactive Highly unstable Possess strong affinity for…

Boy- baby r u jealous? Girl- no m not   Boy- baby r u jealous? Girl- no! i said   Boy- baby r u jealous? Girl- no   Boy- then gimme a kiss.. Girl- GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY SICK CHIC WHO LIKED UR PICTURES ON FB!   Girl r Girls aftr all…..

Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se kaha “Mujhe subah 4 baje patiala utha dijiye ga, main na jagu to jabardasti utar dijiyega. Muje subah interview dena hai.”   . Subah 8 baje ladka jaga to patiala nikal gaya tha…!   Ladka TTE ko galiyan dene lga..!   Logo ne TTE se kaha ke wo…

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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She…