#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
Pizza Hut Dehradun India Vishu – I am at you outlet and I need wifi password. PizzaHut – You need to buy a drink first Vishu – Alright. I am ordering a coke! PizzaHut – Nice Vishu – So what is the wifi password? PizzaHut – “you need to buy a drink first”. No spaces….
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Rikshawala: 50 Sardar: 20 lelo Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega
Navjot Singh Siddhu’s Son in School. Teacher: What is a Noun? Son: Mohtarma.. arjh kiya hai. Kutta bhi hota hai apni galli me King. Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing..!!!!
According to a research 87% of young people have back pain. . The other 13% have no computer.
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven’t spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I’m talking to my wife
Smartest thing Pappu ever did… He changed all his passwords to incorrect… So whenever he forgets, the computer will remind him, Your password is … incorrect
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry. Boyfriend: That’s ok, but who will marry us.??
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Australia? Student: Sun Teacher: Why? Student: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Australia.
Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night. Beautiful night is, When you hug your teddy bear and sleep. Horror night is, When your teddy bear hugs you BACK
My girlfriend’s birthday is in two days. And she told me “Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring”. So I bought her nothing!
