Laloo Jokes

A pathan said to his friend:“mujhy smajh nahi aati k logmaheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?Mujhe to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai”. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

In bio practical:Examiner:Tell me the name ofthis bird by seeing it’s legs only?Sardar:I don’t know.Examiner:You failed, what’s your name? Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Laloo, Jayalalitha, and Mayavati were on a long flight in an Air Force plane. Laloo pulls out a 100 Rupee note and says, “I’m going to throw this Rs.100 note out and make someone down below happy.” Jayalalitha, not wanting to be outdone, says, “If that was my 100 Rupee note, I would split it…

Funny Lalu found answer to the most difficult question ever: What came first- the chicken or the egg? “Hum jiska order pehle dunga, vahi pehle ayega na!” Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile/Laptop App for MatchMaking& Matrmonial of Indian Singles Worldwide, Using GPS technology Find a friend, companion or life…

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them “Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas…”. The man at the other end replies “One second sir…” and Laloo immediately replies “thank you” and puts the…

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don’t Laugh). As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, “What are all those clocks?” Yamraj answered, “Those are LieCloks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.” “Oh,”…

OBAMA: Do you know Swimming? LALU: No OBAMA:Dog is better than you,it Swims. LALU:Do you know Swimming? OBAMA:Yes LALU:Then,Whats the difference between you and Dog? OBAMA shocks…LALU Rocks!! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life…

Laloo sent his Bio Data – to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA A few days later he got this reply: “Dear Mr. Laloo, We are sorry to intimate you that you do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks”Laloo jumped with…

Laloo sent his Bio Data – to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA A few days later he got this reply: “Dear Mr. Laloo, We are sorry to intimate you that you do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks”Laloo jumped with…