Miscellaneous Jokes

Pagal, Nepali se- Tum American ho? Nepali- Nahi mai nepal ka hon. Pagal – Nahi tum american ho. Nepali (gusse me)-Haa mai american hon Pagal- Lagte to nepali ho. TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels  

Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect And… Our new generation… . . Removes head phones to give respect..!!!   TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels.

Wife drinking Vodka, asked- "Tum kaun ho?" Husband- "Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne husband ko bhool gayi?" Wife- "Nasha har gum bhula deta hai Bhaisaab"   TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels  

Patient- “Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.”Doctor- “Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.” ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location anywhere in the world

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at the door…A lady opened it. Before she could speak

Teacher: What is Electricity ?Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extremely loose character, she goes anytime, anywhere without telling anyone, even at midnight !!! TravelMeetDate App – World’s first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels

Man outside phone booth:

Upvas in new Style….Living 1 day without:.MobileFacebookElectricityInternetWhatsappTvYe Upvas kar ke dekhoBhagwan Dharti par aakekahege,“Bas kar Pagle ab Rulayegakya” TravelMeetDate App – World’s first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels

Height of WhatsAppingYou know why teachers mark only one tick on our answers in the answer sheet … ???Because they never read it … !!!