#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
– PATI NE PATNI KO MESSAGE BHEJA – Meri zindagi itni pyari.. itni khoobsurat banaane ke liye tumhara shukriya.. Main aaj jo bhi hun.. sirf tumhari wajah se hun. Tum mere jeevan mein ek farishta ban kar aayi ho aur tumne he mujhe jeene ka maqsad diya hai… Love you.. – PATNI NE…
UNKNOWN CALL-HE:”Do u hv a bf?”SHE:”Yes! Who r u?”HE:”Tera bhai..Ruk kamini ghar aata hu dhulai krne!”ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-HE-“Do u hv a bf?”SHE-“Oh no no! Who r u?”HE-“I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!”SHE-“Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!”HE-“Tera bhai hi hu tu chinta na kr..Ab to bas ghar aane ki der…
Wife: sunoji circus dekhne chale???Husband : No……… I m busyWife : Usme ek ladki ne, bina kapdon ke sher pe sawari ki hai..!!!Husband : bahut ziddi ho gayi ho….Har baat zidd karke manvati ho..Chalo bahut din hue sher nahin dekha….!!!Iske Aage ki kahaani..Husband & wife phir circus dekhne gaye. husband ne sabse aage wali seat…
Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya or mera Mobil off Ho Gaya.Pathan: Aisa Kaun sa Msg Aya?Sardar: Battery low.Pathan: Send Kar…Sabko.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Rich man-Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes,4 bunglow,3 farmhouse hai,TUMARE paas kya hai?? POOR man-Mere paas beta hai,..jiski Girfriend Teri beti hai… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Teacher: “So we proved that when ‘A’ is equal to ‘B’ and ‘B’ is equal to ‘C’ then ‘A’ equal to ‘C’. Ron give me an example for this.” Ron: “I love my teacher, my teacher loves her daughter, therefore I love my teacher’s daughter…” Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across…
Teacher said the students to convert the sentence “I killed a person” into future tense.Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is “u will go to jail”!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwalesabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste.Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Sardar: What is the name of your car?Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
