Miscellaneous Jokes

Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend“U r my Best Friend”But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife“U r my Best Wife?” Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Interviewer:what is skeleton?Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a personwho started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ?Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue?Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancingBalle…

Why love marriageis better than arranged???Because“A KNOWN DEVILIS BETTER THANAN UNKNOWN GHOST”…. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”Millionaire: “A Billionaire”… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

A man found his wife having affair with a guy.He decided 2 kill himself & his wife. Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

1st Man: Which Is The Best MonthTo Get Married..? 2nd Man: Octemb ruary 1st Man: Don’t Be Silly,There Is No Such Month 2nd Man: Exactly… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

A man to Santa:Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.Santa rushes home and came back withinhalf an hour and slapped the manand said:“He’s not my friend.” Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Husband:u will never succeedin making that dog obey u!Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,I had a lot of trouble with u at first.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Give me some SunShine..!!!Give me some Rain..!! Give me another Girlfriend..!!I am Single once again..!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/