Miscellaneous Jokes

Last night was my fault,my wife asked,“what’s on the TV?”and ….. I said, “dust!”.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Aftr engagemnt!Girl:Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now! Boy:Oho what do u mean,if i m on diet,that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Wife came home with a goat.Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

How to settle abroad? For Boys:Study hardGet good gradesAppear in ielts n toeflApply for student visaWait for the callAppear in the interviewGet admission in a universityGet good gradesSearch for a jobWork hard, earn well to settle For Girls:Marry this guy… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Unknown No.1Hi,Do u have a boyfriend?Girl:Yes.Who are you? It’s your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk! Unknown No.2Hi do you have a boyfriend?Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway? It’s your boyfriend,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your boyfriendGirl:Sorry babe,I thought u r my dad,…

Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus .. Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here Both Looked At Each OtherAnd The Seat Remained Empty…. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?….Scientific Studies Have Proved That…“SHOPPING”Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,.“PAYING The “BILLS” Does…. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)PATHAN:I think (killed)… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Teacher says to student, In AlgebraA=B&B=C.It means A=C.Now give relevant example.Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,It means that I love your daughter.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Hitler says,“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”Santa says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?“Jab kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/