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Girls Status : Machar just bited me !!129 LikesBoy 1 – Ohh thik toh ho na !! yarBoy 2 – Aise machar paida hi nahi hone chahiye.Boy 3 – Rest kar lo babes !!Boy 4 – Uss ka address dena….Boys Status : Got hit by an Aeroplane0 LikesBoy 1 – Dekh ke challa kar.Boy 2…

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Dad:” Give me ur Mobile for a Minute.. ..Son: “Wait dad, Let me Switch it on.. 😐.Gf Pic delete, Gals Number list delete,Phone call Received delete,Delete, Delete, Delete,Memory Card Format….Son:” Here it is…Dad:” Thanx I Just want to see thetime….Son:” Daaaad. TravelMeetDate App – World’s first unique app to find Dates on flights and at…

Strange But True…Duniya Me Har Insaan Ka AlagNaam HAI…Magar Bheed Me Jab Hum Aawaz LagateHai….“Abe Kaminey”Kasam Se 20 Me Se 18 Log Palat KarDekhte Hai. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Betiyon ko bachao. …Nahi toh apka pota kahega dadaji … Asha th nahi mili … Isiliye Asish se kam chalana pda unsure emoticon unsure emoticon Download more Smiles from coolindianapps. Com

Ladkiyo ki problem ye hai ki unhe lagta hai saare ladke unhe pasand karte hai………….Ladko ki problem ye hai ki unhe saari ladkiya pasand aati hai tongue emoticon TravelMeetDate App – World’s first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotel

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