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Gf golgape kha rahe thi….20 25 kha liye,fir Bf se pucha…10 aur kha lun???B.F:- Nagin…kha le kha le.Gf ne chaata maraG.F:- Tumhari itni himat jo mujhe Nagin keh rha ho…!!B.F:- Are akal ki andhi… mera matlab hai na-gin….khati reh….. !!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Boy : From The Day We Met I dont Drink Or Smoke … . . . . Girl : How Sweet Of You … AreYou Madly In Love With Me? .. . . . . . . . . . . Boy : SHUT UP!, YOU MADE MY POCKETS EMPTY! TravelMeetDate App – World’s first…

Teacher: What is your name? Student: Mera Naam Misba Ul Haq Hai… Teacher: Speak in English. Student: Inshallah! The Boys Played Well.   Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Question asked from a husband: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? Husband Replied: The dog, of course. At least he’ll shut up after you let him in.   TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on…

The Biggest Internet Lie that we have all told at least once . . . . . "I have Read & I agree to the Terms & conditions.."   TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels.

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Dad entered Son’s room and found him asleep on his books, tired of exam studies. He walked closer to him.. and played with his hair softly, sweetly and…. BAAANNNG $%^&* Slapped his face… and said: “Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago”    TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at…

Girlfriend : "Last night I had a dream of you." . . Boyfriend (got excited): – "Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke" . . Girlfriend replied : "We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. . . Everyone swam to save their life, but you were…

A Man’s criteria for life partner They expect their women to Look like ‘Miss Universe’ and Work like ‘Shanta Bai’ And A Female’s criteria for life partner…. They expect their man to earn like ‘Ambani’ & behave like ‘Manmohan Singh’.   TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel…